toy disclaimers

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 05-Jan-2010 8:09:48

Toy Disclaimers


* Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

* Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.

* Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.

* Some dismemberment may occur.

* Do not purchase this toy at all. Put it back on the shelf! NOW!! Just walk away, timid little man.

* Failure to fall immediately to your knees in gratitude and eternally thank parents for shelling out $400 and waiting in line behind a smelly woman from the burbs for two hours to get your X-Box -- especially when you've already got a Playstation and a box full of games that are now headed for the next garage sale -- may result in bodily injury.

* Do not stare at product. Hey! You're doing it now! Cut that out!!

* In case of breakage, scream until dad buys a replacement.

* Not to be taken internally, literally or seriously.

* Use as an actual terrorist device not recommended.

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 07-Jan-2010 22:30:41

Lol! These are quite amusing. Thanks.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 09-Jan-2010 17:04:09

awesome; thanks for sharing!!

Post 4 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Sunday, 10-Jan-2010 3:12:54

I dig. I dig. hahaha